Sean Hart – Meeting in the Hot Tub

I was chillin in the hot tub
And some chicas came my way
They asked me for my name
But then said ‘WAIT! DON’T SAY! ‘

They guessed and guessed
And pondered some more
So many names they tried
Somewhere near fifty-four

They guessed it to be Bill
And Fred and Benjamin too
They just kept on guessing
Their faces turning blue

They finally got my name
Sean that is, that’s me
This is the end of the poem
Because I gotta pee

Sean Hart